LARGE NOSE MAN- Chapter Two

What is this? A continuing story about a superhero I made up, Large Nose Man. I wrote much of this many years ago, so I have edited it to make (some) sense, although it’s just a bit of fun really. One new chapter up every fortnight!

Chapter Two-

“Wh-what was that?” stuttered Mr Alan Chovy, head of the fish industry, as he stared into the blank darkness of the alleyway, which he swore he saw something move (By the way, this chapter has nothing to do with Alex Kent in the previous chapter. But it is important. So read on!).

“It’s time you learned that the Doctor is the main power in this city…” said a man threateningly, as he emerged from the shadows, a pistol K67 in hand.

“You have to be kidding, the Doctor is no threat, and he’s just a madman who wants constant power…” Chovy said firmly, yet still staggered a little backwards from this new threat.

“He also has a team of deeply dedicated henchman, who wouldn’t hesitate in killing any man the moment the Doctor mentioned his name…” Interrupted the shadowy menace. “He won’t stop till he’s taken everything in this run down city, the fish company, the shoe shop, even the goddamn nuclear plant!”

“But I’m just a fish company owning person, I haven’t done anything wrong…” said Mr Alan Chovy, sensing that his predicament was getting somewhat more desperate, and was about to get shot.

“Maybe not, but you’re a very fishy person!” Joked the assassin. “Get it? Fishy!”

“Ohhharrggh, that’s awful! Please, kill me now, get it over with!” Begged Mr Alan Chovy.

“You could also say you’ve ‘haddock’, or that I’m going to ‘batter’ you silly!” Joked the assassin, rather cringingly enjoying his moment.

“You could say I need to get ‘trout’ of here, or that I’m in the wrong ‘plaice!’” Bounced back Mr Alan Chovy, with considerably better fish jokes. If you go down, you may as well go down laughing, he thought.

“No one makes any fish jokes, apart from me! Die! Die! Die!” Cried the (now rather annoyed) assassin.

“Bang! Bang! Bang!” Said the gun.

“Ow! Ouch! Ouchio!” screamed Mr Alan Chovy, in considerable pain at this point. “Make sure you tell the Doctor that someone will stop this…. a true hero…will save us…cough…oooohhhhh” he spluttered, as he had just been shot several times you see. I’m sure you know, just making sure.

“Heh heh heh…who’s it going to be? It’s certainly not going to be you….” Laughed the assassin, as he aimed his gun at Chovy’s temple.

And with that, the pistol K67 spat out its last bullet for the night…

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By the way, I’m really sorry for all those fish jokes. This chapter just wasn’t long enough without them…

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First Chapter can be found here-

http://ebtksonline.blogspot.com/2009/11/large-nose-man-chapter-one.html